你好吗. 我叫 哈尔滨.
Oh, you want me to speak English? Very well then. My name is Li Shao Ye, and I represent the city of Harbin, home to the coldest winters in China and flashiest ice sculptures. It gets extremely cold here so don't come crying to me if you happen to lose a finger, alright? Good.
... Be sure to spend your money on Zhongyang Dajie while you're over here.